Red Carpet - What were you thinking?

So for the most part I wasn't dazzled with what people were wearing this year at the Academy Awards. 

So here is a rundown of who I thought the major disappointments were....

Nicole Richie

Which is a bummer.  I usually love the way she dresses.  I know that she's a mom of two now but I still don't think it's a reason to look matronly when you're 25.  And what was up with her hair?

Charlize Theron

If you're hot you can pretty much wear whatever you want but WHY would you want to wear something that looks like that?  I know John Galliano is all about bucking the tradition and I appreciate that but really, rosebuds on the boobs huh?  Charlize has been "Defending her choice" all over town. 

Zoe Saldana

I love the colors in this dress and I know that you need a gown for a black tie event but wow!  I wish your stylist would have talked you out of this one.  

Sarah Jessica Parker

Now you all know that I LOVE Chanel, but this dress is not very flattering.  Pete noticed that her hair was a mess when she presented but it looks like she looked that way all evening, the pic below is from the red carpet.

Now, there was really only one guy that grossed me out, Keanu Reeves 

 Really you couldn't take the time to shave