3.1.10 - Having Fun in Colorado

3/01/2010

3.1.10

Today Pete headed to the studio to work on his project, which left me here to entertain myself.  I spent a TON of time scanning pictures and organizing the albums attached to this blog.  For the life of me I can't get them to open in new windows.  I've tried the normal tag (target="_blank">) If anyone knows please pass it on.

Here is my brunch picture.  I had a salad, fruit and eggs benedict (well kinda we've been using bacon).



Since normally we would have watched 24 tonight I wanted to pull some of the funnier Jack Bauer Fact since I hadn't seen any in awhile. 



Jack Bauer Facts
  • If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Mayers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
  • Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
  • Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
  • The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.
  • Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
  • There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot.
  • Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.
  • After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.
  • When life hands Jack Bauer Lemons, he kills Terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.
  • Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
  • Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why there's no life on Mars.
  • Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas.

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