Here is my brunch picture. I had a salad, fruit and eggs benedict (well kinda we've been using bacon).
Since normally we would have watched 24 tonight I wanted to pull some of the funnier Jack Bauer Fact since I hadn't seen any in awhile.
Jack Bauer Facts
- If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Mayers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
- Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
- Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
- The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.
- Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
- There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot.
- Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.
- After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.
- When life hands Jack Bauer Lemons, he kills Terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.
- Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
- Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why there's no life on Mars.
- Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas.
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